It isn't so hard being a clock. See? It's 10 past 11...no, 5 to 2...wait...when's food time?I am so bored! Yesterday's craft time in the loft plan didn't pan out too well once I stood up and kept falling into things. Probably not the best idea to go up the stairs. Problem is now I'm confined to my bed. Again.
Grr. Also my
comp's still being weird. I've typed this all out before (well not *this* bit...) but it was going so slowly it couldn't keep up with my typing (I'm just that good). Then it kept cutting out. Then it just stopped responding. Then it closed down (browser not whole comp).
Grr. Hence the re-typing.
Grr. And to top it off I *still* haven't had my 'express 24' parcel from
Parcelforce. Double
Grr. Though, I suppose I should really be feeling sorry for the driver. I mean, according to my tracking code they've been out delivering parcels non-stop since 6.33 Sat morning. That's over 48 hours of driving. Poor thing's got to be feeling tired now....(how can you portray rolling eyes without the aid of a smiley dude?)...
So, In my boredom I've decided to fall upon the
fail safe '10 things you may not know about me'.
Yay.
#1. I have a birthmark. Most people find this fascinating and immediately ask to see it. I find it fascinating that I've yet to meet someone else who also has one.
#2. The idea of siblings both amazes me and completely weirds me out. The idea of growing up in a house with people from the same(
ish) generation as you? Surreal.
#3. I'm genuinely considering creating an
FB profile for my cat. I get
irrationally annoyed at my 'neighbours' who sign up to play games but never actually do and when I ask for help to 'build' things they just ignore me. So many bits lay half built...It's either that or pay actual money. I think option 1 sounds like the better choice...
#4. I love to play sports. Seriously. I'm great at them. As long as they don't involve running, hitting, throwing, catching, hand eye co-ordination, any
measurable upper body strength or large expanses of water I'm totally there.
#5. I have a fear of getting into large expanses of water.
#6. I'm adopted yet somehow have inherited one nans pepper allergy and the others nose. I'm not
particularly happy about either.
#7. I do not in any way shape or form want to track down my birth parents. Not in a cruel way, just can't see the point. Wish I could access an up to date medical record though. (even my 'grandparents' were in their 30's when I was born - who knows what's changed...)
#8. I'm allergic to cats. I didn't realise until Pip finally started letting us touch him (6 months after we brought him home). Too late by that point. Oh well.
#9. I'm somewhere on the cover of the fan edition of Terry
Pratchetts 'I Shall Wear Midnight'. I still haven't read it though.
#10. I have never smoked a cigarette. Not once. Not even a puff. Decided when I was about 3 that all grown-ups were stupid for doing something they did nothing but complain about (the smell, the cost, how hard it was to give up) and have not once changed my mind.
(Pip's with me on that last one. Every time he comes across an ashtray he 'buries' it. We went into the lounge after dinner once to find he'd buried one under the tablecloth. Good boy.)
So there you go. It'll all be good once I can get back in to
UKS - I can ramble on at them instead of here...I bet they're all enjoying the 'peace'!
Hope
everyone's well and staying dry in this delightful weather
xxx