Lesson 2

It would probably have healed quicker if I'd just broken the blimmin' ankle instead of spraining it. And it was such a relief when they first told me...
Also - if you try on all your jeans and find they don't fit (another side effect of stupid ankle) and then try on the next size up in stores and find they all gape at the back, try a dress instead.
I feel so grown up...
Now, I wouldn't have bothered putting all these pics up but ignore my pitiful attempt at looking normal and check out Pip at the bottom of all of them...

What was he stalking!? Wish I'd been paying attention!

Oh and I was trying to catch a glimpse of a plane if you were wondering what I was looking for...

Do you like my bandage? It's the hot new accessory I'll have you know. I saw another one out - I think the girl was about 13, and it was purple! I was tempted to ask her where you get purple ankle bandages from but was worried I'd frighten the poor girl. Wonder if the magic of eBay could find one?...hmm...

xxx